It Will Be a Homework Morning

I went to bible study tonight, which out Frank on homework duty. Sam had to write sentences using this week's spelling words. He apparently told Frank he'd like to use the word "lightbulb" in every sentence - so Frank let him. 

We will be redoing this in the morning - and where the heck are all our pencils? It should be noted Sam copied the week's homework list onto a paper, using nest penmanship "just because", and then went on to complete this "I'm too smart for this shizz" homework assignment which is a complete mess....but also, admittedly, made me laugh. 

1. The lightbulb is hot. 

2. (Attempt 1) The lightbulb do not touchey. 

2. (Attempt 2) Do not touch the lightbulb. 

3. You got the lightbulb.

4. You shot the lightbulb.

5. Do not touch the top of the lightbulb.

6. Do not mop the lightbulb.

7. Do not pop the lightbulb.

8. Stop switching the lightbulb. 

Really? Because I totally mop my lightbulbs all the time.

Hashtag. Homework fail.